So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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