You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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