There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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