I wish I only lived at night.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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