Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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