did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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