But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
