the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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