It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just blew my weed a kiss
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!