take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.