we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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