What a fucking waste of an outfit
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
