Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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