question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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