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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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