no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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