Don't you send me to vm
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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