I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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