I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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