is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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