it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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