Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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