What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
