That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm passing your future prison.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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