im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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