i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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