the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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