how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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