Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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