think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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