Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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