Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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