I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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