You just made me feel so damn special
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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