Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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