talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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