So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
