Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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