Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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