Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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