Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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