u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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