1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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