Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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