Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks