he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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