"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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