its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Holy sore nipples Batman
Im part way to drunk.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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