Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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