Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.