Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Go study a dick amy that's outrageous

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(301): View more from Maryland

roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.

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Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
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(+46): View more from Sweden

being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad

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(785): View more from Kansas

Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now

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(313): View more from Michigan

No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.

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