I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.