Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4 http://tfl.nu/vujr
  Replies (8) Good night (1388) Bad night (788)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  haha what'd she say

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up (412): haha what'd she say (215): i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF http://tfl.nu/bkrp
  Replies (30) Good night (2271) Bad night (987)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I hate bills.

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Like ones you have to pay or people named William?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): I hate bills. (479): Like ones you have to pay or people named William? http://tfl.nu/wp4z
  Replies (11) Good night (2704) Bad night (756)
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble. http://tfl.nu/y9yr
  Replies (46) Good night (8380) Bad night (1346)
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend? http://tfl.nu/lq8q
  Replies (85) Good night (18193) Bad night (1488)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within. http://tfl.nu/zogn
  Replies (10) Good night (824) Bad night (3405)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices. http://tfl.nu/8xc8
  Replies (9) Good night (2573) Bad night (880)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first http://tfl.nu/7abn
  Replies (6) Good night (1618) Bad night (989)
• Favorite

  (719): View more from Colorado

  She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (719): She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance. http://tfl.nu/lni2
  Replies (2) Good night (1548) Bad night (693)
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom. http://tfl.nu/g9fv
  Replies (2) Good night (1292) Bad night (767)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why. http://tfl.nu/2wlq
  Replies (4) Good night (1202) Bad night (507)
• Favorite

  (418): View more from Quebec

  You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (418): You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner http://tfl.nu/wvf5
  Replies (6) Good night (983) Bad night (473)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet. http://tfl.nu/qbs8
  Replies (4) Good night (1069) Bad night (655)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom. http://tfl.nu/blle
  Replies (1) Good night (316) Bad night (803)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics http://tfl.nu/vxyz
  Replies (2) Good night (461) Bad night (314)

Randomize