Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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