sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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