it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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