a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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