I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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