If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she told me i tasted like america
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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